Mtv Vma 2011 - All The Winners

The MTV VMA 2011!

Now that's what I call a show 

Yes it's that time of year again where MTV wheel out the big guns and herd every single massive pop star on earth into a theatre in LA for the VMA 2011. If you're known by two names then you were strictly B-List because Adele, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Kanye, Gaga were where it's at
Now because this is an MTV Awards there were no Best Album categories or anyting as prepostourous as that, oh no. It's all about the video baby - including the ridiculous "Best Video With A Message" category - which is hilariously wank isn't it? In the list i've also included the fabuloud description given to each vifdeo from the MTV website. I particularly enjoyed them trying to justify Bruno Mars pushing a piano around. Anyway... the nominees (winner in bold):

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But sometimes you just have to let ‘er rip.  Neon hair has gotten out of control, but I kind of like it.  With the exception of Rihanna’s recent foray into bigger, redder and uglier hair.  At the VMA’s she had to hold that hideous wig down with some rhinestone-speckled contraption disguising itself as a headband.

Rihanna MTV VMA's September 12, 2011 Gettty Images

Nicki Minaj is hot. And so is her hot pink hair.  I was looking for a new look, and I think this is it.

Nicki Minaj MTV VMA's September 12, 2011 Getty Images

Lady Gaga is trying to outdo Cher, and I think she did it tonight. I can get with the platinum-blue-edge-tipped wig, but what’s up with that gold encrusted feather headdress she’s sporting down the middle of her head.  Rather weapon-like me thinks.  Actually Lady Gaga scares me.

Lady Gaga MTV VMA's September 12, 2011 Getty Images